If your zodiac sign were a wine, what would it be?

Zinfandel

Domestication of the Zinfandel grape, also known as Vitis vinifera, occurred long before the invention of winemaking.

Vin de Pinot

 Taureans have thin skins and may be quickly hurt by insensitive remarks or behavior, despite their reputation for being unyielding. 

To a green wine

Vinho Verde, like a Gemini's ability to talk for long periods of time without pausing for air or finding a logical conclusion.

Malbec

Malbec grape is not for the faint of heart. For them to thrive and develop to their full potential, they need constant warmth and the patience.

Champagne

"Come quickly, I am drinking the stars." Champagne is the natural nectar of lions since Leo is controlled by the sun, a star. 

CAB SAUVIGNON CABERNET

Statistically, most people are Virgos, and Cabernet Sauvignon is the most widely grown and often consumed red wine.

Chardonnay

 It complements flower arrangements well, is safe for white garments, and induces slumber rather than a commotion.

A meditating female

Whether it's a bacchanal where intoxicated, frantic, totally nude women rip wild animals limb from limb.

Rosé 

Chris Robinson (a Sagittarius) of the band Black Crowes once explained to a bemused clerk at the liquor shop .

Cabernet Sauvignon

Capricorns may have a reputation for hard work, but deep down they're hedonists who feel at home when they're undressed.

Merlot

Aquarians get a poor reputation because of a lack of education. Merlot is the scourge of Paul Giamatti's character Miles.

Riesling

Both the positive and negative characteristics of the sign, as well as the terroir of the wine, are true to their origins

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